We're Going to Need a Bigger Rhyming Dictionary
Augie, at Various and Sundry, notes that some group is attempting to write a limerick for every word in the English language. I decided to do my part, picking a word out of the dictionary at random (well, digitally--I blindly typed into m-w.com) and writing a limerick for it. The results:
If they can't just repair that old sequencer
We'll just have to speak out--yes, the sequence, Sir.
It's a countdown from ten
We repeat it, and then
Continue for, well, say a week hence, Sir.