We're back! And, as Jaq indignantly pointed out in the comments to this post, we have been remiss. The intent of The Questions Meme is to return the favor by asking questions of the questioner as well, and I publicly apologize to Jaq for my tardiness.
So - in the comments to this post are Jaq's questions. And if anyone else would like five questions asked of them, all they need do is ask.